I’m at the beginning of training to be a lawyer and I’m really interested in this area of law but have no idea what lawyers who deal with this field are called. Any ideas?


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Lawyers!! !?

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too closely and completely tore off the door on the driver’s side.

The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically that his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don’t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where’s my Rolex?"
I counted 6 Dev but i cheated . I seen it before LoL


Lawyers

lawyers…?

lets just say

the person they are defending has admited they are guilty of a mass murder

why would a lawyer still back them and try and get them a lower sentence?

seems wrong to me, even though i guess its all about money

like what if the person got out early because of the lawyer and killed the lawyers family, would they deserve it?


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